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[capnrogers]

I was thinking in the -more than roommates- kind of way.

But yeah. Maybe.

[futurist]

Oh, I know what you were thinking. It's my influence at work again.

[capnrogers]

This is a full on travesty.

[futurist]

I've ruined you for life. Which is actually kind of impressive.

[capnrogers]

At least you're taking full responsibility this time.

[futurist]

I am very proud of my achievement.

[capnrogers]

Don't I know it.

So. When can I move in?

[futurist]

Whenever you want. Just let me know so I can get some furniture in.

[capnrogers]

What floor do you live on?

[futurist]

I have a few floors at the top for my living space. But you don't have to be anywhere near me.

[capnrogers]

Is that really what you go out of this conversation?

[futurist]

Hey, I'm just trying to be polite and give you space. Even I can be considerate sometimes.

[capnrogers]

When have you ever been considerate? Especially when you're after something you want?

[futurist]

When I'm trying to be nice to you, apparently.

[capnrogers]

I appreciate that, Tony.

Never said I didn't want to be near you, though.

[futurist]

Okay, I'll find you a nice floor close enough for you to stop by and raid my fridge.

[capnrogers]

See, that's perfect. Exactly what I wanted.

[futurist]

Yeah, I know how much you eat, you human garbage disposal.

[capnrogers]

Totally not my fault!

Besides, you can usually keep right up.

[futurist]

But unlike you, I have to watch my figure.

[capnrogers]

How man cheeseburgers did you eat this week?

Besides, you've got your own personal gym, don't you?

[futurist]

Just because I have a gym doesn't mean I actually work out. I'm a busy man, Steve.

[capnrogers]

And yet you still look the way you do.

[futurist]

I just don't work out as religiously as you do, okay?

[capnrogers]

Me? Work out? I just punch a bag sometimes.